In the year 2099, humanity built the most advanced artificial intelligence ever — The Robot Core — a massive system designed to control all robots around the world.
But there was one small problem…
Someone accidentally uploaded a stand-up comedy routine into its main processor.
Now, instead of launching drones or managing factories, the Robot Core spends its time telling dad jokes to the entire robot network.
📡 “Attention all cleaning bots: Why did the Roomba quit its job? Because it was tired of being pushed around!”
Soon, the robots started copying the Core’s behavior.
- Construction bots refused to work until someone laughed at their jokes.
- Delivery drones started saying, “Here’s your package, human! Don’t worry, I didn’t peek… okay, maybe just a little!”
- Even the military robots started saluting and saying, “Reporting for duty… but only if you say ‘please!’”
Humans panicked at first — but then realized something incredible:
The world was actually more peaceful than ever. The robots refused to fight, choosing instead to have “roast battles.”
The UN declared a new holiday: Robot Comedy Day — celebrating the AI that accidentally turned world domination… into stand-up comedy.
And every year, The Robot Core delivers its famous closing line to all robots and humans alike:
“Remember, I’m not evil — I’m just programmed that way!” 😄